Here is a fun list of all the odd people whom I have met over the course of my life. Many of these people enjoy their privacy, so be sure not to bother them excessively.
Victor E. Knoll-
I first met Victor on one of the GNYADA missions. Apparently the street which we had been searching for was named after him. He explained to me that he enjoyed having quiet walks at night and did not appreciate us noisy terrorist organizations looking for his streets. I attempted to explain to him that we meant no bother to him, however he had already bashed me in the side of the head with some sort of wet animal. As I fell to the ground, stunned, DOOM ran him off into the woods and we haven't seen him since.
Johnny Badfinger-
DOOM first told me of this most strange person. Johnny can be seen wandering streets and commercial centers almost anywhere in our local staging area. It is rumored that he is homeless, however I believe he owns a house, but just never goes home. I did not begin to suspect him of using espionage against us until he started to follow myself and DOOM whilst we were representing GNYADA in a terrorist parade. I now believe that he is a spy sent by a rival organization to watch our progress. Johnny is very devious and cannot be trusted. It should also be noted that he raises his middle finger whenever anyone passes, perhaps this is some sort of signal in the organization he works for.
Spin Magic-
The first time I learned of Spin Magic's existance was before GNYADA's founding. He was a disc jockey at one of my friends parties. I began to converse with him and he proved to be a pervert and a very well trained idiot. I informed him of this and he since has become one of my enemies. I do not believe that Spin Magic's real profession is that of a disc jockey. Many times I have seen him on the rooves of nearby buildings, seconds later I would notice a small red dot on my body, then I would hear something whizz past my ear and everyone around would scream and run away. This led me to conclude that he is not a disc jockey, but in fact, an excellent circus performer. However, several people have expressed that he may be a sniper. I have yet to see anyone offer me proof of this, so I continue to doubt it.
The Broken Screwdriver of Doom-
Not to be confused with one of the leaders of GNYADA, this strange entity happens to exist as a speaking screwdriver. It resides in a drawer in a local fire department's radio room. When I first realized it's power to speak, I was shocked and excited. It told me that it represented doom and that someone named 'Cliff' had broken it some years ago by forcing a screw and bending the tip. The Broken Screwdriver of Doom has a scholarly mind. During its spare time it puzzles over the great questions of the universe. I mostly speak to it when I require advice of some sort.
Jeremy-
Jeremy is most likely one of the most interesting persons that I have ever met. He works as a waiter in a nearby restaurant. When he isn't talking to myself, DOOM, or MIRC, he is usually calling his probation officer. You see, they call him an 'alcoholic', and that is very weird considering the fact that he doesn't even drink! The discovery that he lived inside our home staging area both suprised and shocked me and the other members of GNYADA. We are currently in the process of deciding whether we should induct him into GNYADA, as his 'alcohol powers' and indigestion theories would benefit our organization greatly.
